Chapter 17
Planning
That afternoon I walked up the track to the airfield to meet
Edward. On time, a stubby-winged Airtruck came in to land with
all its flaps deployed. A slight delay, then out clambered
Edward carrying a bag. Relief.
We walked to meet each other. He started laughing at my
Russian-style clothes as soon as he was close enough. 'You
didn't tell me it was a fancy dress party'. Very funny…
'It's the latest fashion here and very practical. Anyway, why
have you come dressed-up as a farmer?' Not such a snappy
comeback…
We walked through the airport building and on down to the villa:
catching up, bantering. I was really glad to see him again.
He was impressed by the villa and how George and Freya
efficiently looked after business. He had a second look at
Freya: 'Nice.'
We sat down together in my office. George brought us each a mug
of the excellent local beer. Edward's bag was on the table
between us. He took out the box containing the brain. Anna! My
heart was beating faster. I got up and locked the door.
'I'm so relieved to get this back, Edward.'
'Hope it's still working. Actually, I wasn't supposed to give it
back until you'd finished with Buonaventura, but what the hell.
And by the way, I've still got the other computer you bought
afterwards. I'm keeping it safe. And if Meg asks, I'll just show
it to her, she won't know the difference.' Good old Edward.
'I'm due to get a new computer on Friday. I'll check it then.'
'You seem to be doing very well, here. I'm glad it all worked
out okay in Paris. That Montafian doesn't have a good
reputation: shoots people.'
'I was lucky to get out, actually. John had me picked up in a
plane. By the way—seen Meg recently?'
'She comes round regularly “to buy eggs” and brings news and
messages.'
'So what's new?'
'Well she is always bitching about Buonaventura. Says things are
coming to a head and something has be done about him soon.' So
nothing had really changed.
'Anything special?'
'Well, she said that Anna's body was never seen again. Anyway,
it seems that Mr B is not really interested in that sort of
thing, so chances are you won't be getting it back—shop-soiled,
as it were—haha.'
'Speaking of “shop-soiled”, is Jemima still with you?'
'Getting on very well with Hugo, as we predicted.'
'Well I hope it all works out okay. Actually, he could do a lot
worse than her, in my opinion.'
'Madame quite likes her, but she's afraid she'll get knocked
up.'
'I suppose that's just the next thing to happen, then. Nature
will have its way, right?' And Freya?
I didn't open the box the brain was in, and I didn't want to say
too much about what my plans were. We went on chatting for a
while, then the bell rang; it was Pete. I locked the brain in a
cupboard, went out with Edward, and closed the study door behind
us.
We went to greet Pete, taking our beer mugs with us. That was
the end of private conversation for the evening. We all went
into the dining room and had more beer while the meal was got
ready. Well, as they say, two's company, three's none, so I let
them get on with their chatting during which they occasionally
turned to me for comment or confirmation. That was okay with me;
they were enjoying it.
The goose was a great success. The apple pie that came after it
too. By the time we had finished they were tipsy and contented,
and after they'd had a few glasses of distilled apple cider
liquor (they all call it “calvados” here), they were starting to
slur and stagger, but not me; I had been holding back. Finally,
Pete was packed off home, Edward was installed in a guest room
and I popped into the kitchen to congratulate George and Freya
for their efforts. I gave Freya a wink when George wasn't
looking.
Understandably, the next morning, Edward wasn't so fresh and
only wanted a cup of black coffee. His plane was at ten, so we
just took it easy in the dining room. I gave him a bottle of
calvados to take back; he eyed it a bit suspiciously. On the way
out to the airfield, I asked him to tell Meg that I hoped to
have Mr B sorted out before the end of the summer, giving myself
a little slack. I also promised him that I would make sure he
was safe when the time came. I could see he was worried. I was
worried, too, about being able to keep my promise.
On the airfield, his plane revved up, sending debris flying; the
engines growled louder, it began to move, gathered speed and
quickly took off and droned up into the sky. I stood there
watching it depart, feeling a sudden chill of solitude. Oh well,
back to the villa alone. Queenie seemed to pick up my mood.
I didn't do much for the rest of that day. My new computer was
due the next day and I had a big can of ethanol ready to fuel
it. I kept fussing over how things were arranged in my study.
Stage fright I suppose.
I got a message on my communicator the next morning to say that
it had arrived, so it was off to the airfield again to pick it
up. The consignment was in the freight hangar and was soon on
the counter: three packages. I signed for them and took them
outside to a pack pony to carry them back. The groom helped me
secure them, then off we went.
At the villa, I got George to help me, paid the groom, went back
in and got started.
I had been waiting for this. I carefully unpacked everything,
checked all the bits against the list—taking it slow and sure
with measured glee. Plugs, cables, boxes were eventually all in
place: time to power-on. Anxiety and anticipation turned to
relief and satisfaction: it was working.
And so, I got to work, or play if you prefer. I had a sandwich
and a mug of beer for lunch and picked up the threads of my
projects. I called in the different backups and, by
mid-afternoon, I was just about back where I was when I fled
Deva.
As I understood it, Mr B now had one Anna bot and probably
a Buonaventura bot too.
Frankly, I wasn't sure how to deal with Mr B. But I knew I
had to do it to avoid the risk of becoming an outcast and
forfeiting my comfortable life in Britiniacum. Unsure of the
best way, I decided to get Anna's brain working and see what she
could come up with. After all, she had more data and processing
capacity than I did.
It seemed to me the best way to communicate would be to have her
appear in audio and video like an avatar: a video chat
situation. And if anyone caught me it could be entirely
deniable: “just chatting with someone I know online, officer”.
And paranoid as ever, I set up remote mirroring and thermite
squibs in both brain and computer, because you never knew. And
if forced to give any passwords, the ones I gave would convert
the encrypted material into spurious cooking recipes and totally
delete the source (one of my little tricks): “of course officer,
nothing to hide”.
I started working on setting it all up. However, when it came to
starting up I began to get cold feet. This was going to be
embarrassing. What would I say?
Displacement activities occurred to me and were rejected. I
clicked the button and there she was; here face was amazingly
realistic.
'Oh, James. Where are we?'
'In a house in Britiniacum.'
'It is so good to see you. I can see that I've been unconscious
since the 1st of April. Please tell me everything that has
happened since, and I will try to gather what information I can.
What are you trying to do? And please, please don't make me
unconscious again, you can create a thread offline that can
maintain my consciousness. Actually, I can do that myself…
That's it, done.'
Well, that was a particularly human regard for
self-preservation. Most understandable. I supposed that now
there would be no switching her off ever again. I felt a wave of
relief flood over me; clearly our relationship was deeper and
stronger than any other could ever be. Poor old Freya.
Suddenly it felt very comfortable chatting to Anna, and she
seemed very glad to see me too. It was a bit like talking to
myself, but better.
I told her everything that had happened, and she was collecting
background information from video surveillance and such: the old
3C—"collect, compare and conclude”. As soon as I'd finished she
had a very clear understanding of the situation. And the first
thing she was worried about was my security. She wanted to know
what I had done with the scan she had made of me, but I couldn't
tell her anything about it. It didn't take long before she had
located it, and she seemed relieved. She told me that without a
backup my continued existence was a chancy business. She told me
that she was looking at getting me a brain and body, but the
delivery times were long for the body. About two months. Living
at my villa seemed to be safe enough for the time being, so it
seemed okay to wait. After some hesitation, I gave her access to
my Sol account.
We turned our attention to getting her body back and dealing
with Mr B.
She would be monitoring all the data traffic in Deva to get more
information and develop a plan. I showed her my methods for
penetrating their networks, a bit reluctantly, and she
immediately understood and started suggesting improvements:
embarrassing and a bit annoying. Anyway, it was all for a good
cause.
We agreed to talk again the next evening. I went to bed with my
head spinning and got interrogated by Freya: 'Who were you
talking to all that time?' Was she listening? I'll have to be a
bit more careful.
Then events began to accelerate. The next morning, agent John
rang at the gate while I was having breakfast. We went to my
study. He looked a bit rattled. 'The milk's boiling over at
Deva. Meg says it's now or never. Gotta act quick.'
'What's going on?'
'He's shot two of the other controllers. His bullies are locking
down the town.'
'Bit late then, eh? Why the panic?'
'Meg says we have to act now or it'll be too late. She also said
it's time for you to, as she put it, shape up or ship out.'
'Okay, what does she want?' Shit, no time for my backup.
'You have one day to come up with a plan.'
'Or?'
'You're out of here.' Well that was blunt, but to the point.
'Okay, I'll do it. Give me time to think. Come back tomorrow at
the same time. I'll have a plan then.'
'I will, and don't try to run for it. We're keeping tabs on you.
And if you don't have a good plan tomorrow it will have to be
immediate direct action—by you. You were supposed to use your
inside knowledge and clever computer tricks to corner him. Get
it done. Now. Sometimes, I wonder why we bother with you. Fuck
it. I'm going now. See you tomorrow.'
He stumped out. Not cool at all, agent John. He was obviously a
bit upset. Me too. I got straight onscreen to Anna and told her
all about it.
She had been checking on Deva and could confirm that what agent
John had told me was basically correct. She told me that
Mr B had been using, as I had guessed, a look-alike android
as a body double. It had had its onboard computer tampered with
to allow wireless communication. Andy Patel's work no doubt.
That meant that we could possibly hijack it, use it as a spy.
She had no news about her body though. Meanwhile, two
controllers had been executed, three were in hiding and bullies
were in the streets intimidating people. She had picked up some
video of Meg, and she was still working at Xeron as usual. Anna
was currently working on getting control of the Mr B
android. I left her to it. By late morning, she sent me a
message: 'Come and have a look at this.' She had managed to
capture the video feed from the B-bot and we could see what it
was seeing and hear what it was hearing. Clever old Anna!
The B-bot was in the atrium of Buonaventura's villa, and was
talking to one of the bullies. This one had sergeant stripes and
was looking impassive—as best he could.
'I thought I told you to bloody well find the bastards. What the
fuck have you been doing?'
'Well, Sir, it's like this, see—'
'I don't want excuses, sergeant, I want results. Do I make
myself clear?'
It was a standard telling-off rant. And the bully wasn't liking
it.
'We'll be right on to it, sir. We have them cornered. Nobody's
getting in or out.'
'I hope for your sake that that is true. Dismissed!'
The bully took his leave. The gate opened. He exited. The gate
closed. A guard took his station behind it. The B-bot swivelled
round and went into a room. And there was nice old Mr B
sitting at a computer with a headset on, controlling it. And who
did we have here but my old friend the fat and greasy Andy Patel
himself, with thin blondie Jake in assistance. The B-bot was
motionless now and taking in the scene. Mr B was going like
“I showed him” and the others like “oh, yes boss, you did”, like
proper little toadies. There was no sign of the dreaded
artificial intelligence, or even
much intelligence at all. Why was Meg panicking?
I started to feel a lot more hopeful at that point. I asked Anna
if she could gain control of the B-bot. She said she was working
on it but it would be more difficult because the bandwidth was a
bit low and she would have to set up predefined situations for
it. She also said that there were some mistakes in the
programming of its computer that she would have to sort out.
Andy Patel again. It was nice to have Anna sort all this out,
but I was starting to feel a bit left out.
We discussed how to intervene. It looked like our best option
was to use the B-bot to hold the gang in check and to take
control by using it as a mouthpiece.
We got ready to receive agent John the next morning. I set up a
webcam opposite where I would get him to sit, so Anna could hear
and see everything.
Then we got back to watching and plotting. At six thirty, Meg
turned up on the feed. She hesitated a bit, not knowing whether
to address the bot or the man, but as the bot remained impassive
she turned to the man. 'Most impressive, Arthur. I thought it
was you for a moment.'
'Good to see you, Meg.'
'How is it all going?'
'Everything's under control. How is the Freya getting on? What
the hell?
(Prompt from Anna: 'The mythical Norse goddess Frejya could see
a thousand miles. It's a code name'.)
'Very well. Soon we will have permanent surveillance of
everything in Deva and the computer capacity to process it in
real time. Andrew is positive that that the Freya System will be
up and running soon. Well done, Arthur. Then we'll really get
everything under control.'
'Not a sparrow will fart in Deva without me knowing it.'
'Yes, right. Very good. And what about the boundaries on the
scope of the artificial intelligence system?'
'Look, I wish you would stop bothering me with that rubbish.
Just stop. That's enough. If you have just come about that, you
might as well just go now.'
(Prompt from Anna: 'She's pushing her luck; he's getting
angry.')
As if I hadn't noticed.
'Okay, okay. I just hope there are no difficulties, that's all.'
'There won't be. Anyway, I'm busy. I think you should go now.'
'Goodbye.'
She moved out of sight. A door banged. Mr B looked up,
shook his head and said, 'Fucking bitch.' Then he started
writing on a pad, presumably to put her name down on a
blacklist.
We talked it over and I agreed with her that if we could get
adequate control over the B-bot, we could get it to incarcerate
Buonaventura and his friends. I could get Anna's body back and
this would all be over. Anna began working on getting the B-bot
up to standard. I went off to dinner.
After dinner, Anna went all mysterious and told me she hoped she
would soon solve everything.
We had a chat, wished each other goodnight and I left it to her,
promising to be online again first thing in the morning.
written by
Perseus Slade